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smooth can really be a fag sometimes.

tried doing lunges this morning to even out my lower body to match my massive upper body sausages. pictures of sausages to come.

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i ran into my ex-girlfriends mom last night at this restaurant/bar around town. it def has made me the most sad person ever. i can't even begin to tell you how sad i am; how much i miss her and her family. i smiled though, i really did. i know she doesn't read this blog, but if she did, i would want her to know that she's deeply missed.

check my flickr for wedding pictures.

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mother fucking cock-sucker, it happened again. i went to draw blood for my surgery next month and nearly fell flat on the floor from fainting. everything was white and i was seconds away from yacking. i started looking for a sink. the nurse kept asking me if i should lay down and i couldn't do anything but stick in my fingers in my eyes and stomp my foot on the floor. so she brought me a glass of water and i layed down for 2 minutes and i was fine. i am still a puss though, better believe it.

before i fell asleep last night, nick & i were busy watching those 'true life' documentaries on mtv; one in particular about being a professional surfer in hawaii. so then i went to bed and started having these dreams about surfing (along with some other weird shit like turtles) and being nasty after catching one wussy wave. i bet you on the dl i would be kind of fresh at surfing though. next time i head out to the best coast i'm going to hit that surf.

sike.

i had the day off today and didn't do shit. doesn't look like i'll have anything else to do for the rest of the weekend either, so call or stop by and eat gold fish.

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i can't concentrate for shit at work this entire week. you better believe that. wonder if it's the labor day weekend starting. i have an extra day, since we get friday off too. four days to sit around and do shit. it could be my excessive partying habits these last few days as well. i've taken one night to just relax and that was monday. you believe it kids?


my rents are coming back from italy this saturday and i'm clearly not pumped about it - oh well, in one ear and out the other.

broken heart robot and that other thing look like they're holding hands, don't they?

i'm clearly the most fucking lame person on earth. rad.

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you literally can buy a lunch from trader joe's for under $5.00. i don't know why i find that so compelling, but i do. and not only that, it's healthy for you.

anyway, i don't have much to say. been on this flat line all day which is keeping my mania at check and i totally don't mind it. could be my hypnotist. could be living at nicks. either way, it feels good.

can you figure out who is in that picture?

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ball'z wedding was pretty amazing, in contrary to my over-bearing negative attitude going into the day with my full beard and my missing tie. my shoes worked, my beard worked and i had a ridiculous time. i think the rest of the invites would say so too. i met a lot of amazing people & i danced till i was soaked through - just so happy at the outcome of the whole event. unfortunately, i have no pictures of it because i don't have a camera, just my blackberry. and i shaved my beard; it was killing me this morning.

all in all, my heart goes to ballz and megan and their future together. i love you both.

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think i'm growing a beard. will def have it for ballz' wedding today. will let you know if i decide to shave it tomorrow but it was def working for me the last few nights.

my shoes look really retarded with my suit. i'll post a pictures so you can judge for yourself. not really looking forward to tonight but fuck it. post pictures later.

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trying to get back into this. easier said than done.

took my last summer day off from work today and didn't do dick but go to therapy and get my oil changed on my car. trying to sell that piece of shit btw, if anyone is looking (not that it is actually a piece of shit, i just want to get rid of it). ill post pictures of it later so no one will offer a bid. was supposed to get blood work for my surgery next month but i guess i will do that next friday since i have another day off.

nicks house is desolate when your in it alone, but it's so dank. been there for 3 days now. we watched the usa basketball team suck against venezuela but pull off a win regardless. we both agree that carmello anthony is garbage, although he was 18 for 18 from the line. looking forward to a final blowout.

been gettin jack deeze at the gym if you haven't seen me lately i'm a fucking house, shredded and all. bringing back the old body and the old ways.

need to get a camera, all i have is my blackberry. i guess it will do for now. you can check out my flickr page here with some pictures i've had stored on my computer for ages now.

tomorrow is ballz' wedding. can't believe he's the first. bought these ridiculous shoes to go with my suit. going to try them on now to see if they actually go or not.

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